Yesterday saw the release of a phony, albeit very frightening article released in most web newspapers worldwide.  A group of hackers known collectively as ‘Mr. X’ sent out reports appearing to be sent from the Associated Press, and were gobbled up by newspapers desperate for stories in this time of relative peace.  “Mr. X” made a wonderful villain, as he proclaimed to have bought several countries as well as dropped obvious hints that he was going to take over the world.  Unfortunately, the hackers responsible have yet to be apprehended. 

      “The story was obviously false to begin with,” stated CEO Rob Mitchell of the super-corporation RobComm, Ltd., one of the companies targeted in the false article’s claims.  “The writers of the article seem to believe that the FTC still exists, which it doesn’t.  It was dismantled several months ago and then recreated as the RTC, on which I have full veto powers.”

      CoreySoft, Inc., another corporation at which the fake article directed it’s allegations, was experiencing real troubles today with new lawsuits directed at the corporation’s role behind the creation of the News Association of American Corporate Publishers, or NAACP.  The original NAACP, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, has pushed charges that the “CoreySoft CEO Corey Garriott deliberately and willfully conspired to destroy the image of the [original] NAACP by creating another association that shares its name.”  No parties involved were available for comment.

      Also in the news, a large orbiting body made entirely of osmium was detected in earth orbit yesterday by scientists at the RobComm Lunar Facilities.  The object apparently orbits some distance behind the Moon, but at the same velocities, so as to be undetectable from the Earth’s surface.  Fortunately for osmium consumers worldwide, RobComm shuttles managed to direct the object into the firing path of the lunar-based mass drivers, which fired chunks of moon rock into it, causing it to land safely in RobComm’s Pacific Ocean pickup area.  The asteroid has already been cut into manageable pieces and sent to distribution areas across the globe, where it will be sold to RobComm’s immense profit. 

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