Mr. X No Longer Deceives Because of North American Co-Prosperity Sphere

Due to its massive power, CoreySoft, Inc. has declared itself an independent government and is nearing the completion of its final project, the North American Co-Prosperity Sphere.  A company PR officer described the development as “inexorable.  One or two more mergers and we’ll have control of this hemisphere.”  The sphere entails a regulatory hemispheric government similar to the EU, and aims to install Garriott as Prime Minister for a life term.

That it has reached this size is no surprise, given the history of CoreySoft.  After merging with Microsoft the company acquired Chile, but reached setbacks due to government seizure of the property.  During the period in which RobComm was a nebulous entity existing as a clause in the quagmire of antitrust law, CoreySoft labored in the Supreme Court to regain Chile.  A historic decision citing the Fifth Amendment ruled in favor of CoreySoft as the USA had taken “private property without just compensation.”  Chile will be returned to CoreySoft late next month.  Unfortunately for RobComm, this means that the reactivated Mitchell Crater has nowhere to deposit the dust its Clean Air Machines extract from the air and mines.

Following the acquisition of Paramount Studios it began a media takeover, culminated in the NAACP.  Regrettably, the elder, more political “NAACP” has no claim to its name under the new CoreySoft Provisional Government.  With the previous holdings and a majority stake in the Zipper market (YKK dropped prices to match those of almost unheard of competitor Talon), CoreySoft is about to make the jump from mega-corporation to nation-state.  It has written a unique Declaration of Independence and is preparing a national infrastructure.  Incidentally, several RobComm operations will fall within the proposed borders.

To display its good will, CoreySoft PR agencies report that the NAACP is successfully combating the menacing Mr. X group.  The notorious collective of miscreants continues to send its releases from an unknown location, but they are so easily identifiable as false that none have escaped the confines of e-mail to arrive onto the respectable pages of our news agencies.  In a rare example of industry cooperation, CoreySoft has divulged the algorithm it uses to detect X’s statements.  Noted are the unprofessional first person singular and plural tenses, a style unbecoming to an objective news reporter who takes no interest in the article, tragic misspellings of company presidents’ last names, use of inappropriate monikers, and assertions of a newly created corporation seemingly from nowhere without any indication of the source of its limitless capital.

The reports also serve to prove that the Sphere supports examples of “cooperation and not competition.” The papers advocate a new world order, an order in which “we will all unite as one working body under CEO Corey Garriott, who will arbitrate any societal conflicts as ‘Supreme Arbiter’.  Gone will be racial divisions and distinctions between class and type.  Individuals will be trained from childhood to see no difference between one person and another so they may not commit the sin of preference.  Only then can man be truly free.”

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