Earth 2.0 Opened

After a long wait, Earth 2.0 has finally opened.  "This project could not have been completed without the help of Robcomm and Coreysoft," said the Earth 2.0 Development Corporation (formerly AEIOUY inc.) spokesperson Leonard Nimoy.  "Without their smokescreen of lies to help us cover our activities we could not have possibly have accomplished this goal".  Scientists believe the message originated from the newly completed Earth 2.0 and then was bounced off the colony on Jason orbiting Jupiter.

"While we in our initial growing stages, we acquired a large amount of 'baby fat', but for our corporation to survive in the Age of Earth 2 we are going to have to shed some weight. So I would now like to announce that we are selling off some of our holdings such as Brazil, Gabon, the letters 'I' and others on the online retailer ebay.com.  We also would like to give something back to the community so we are relinquishing control of Oxygen® to the people of Earth", Nimoy continued.

"Mr. X would also like to send you his regards and invites you to come and visit him on E2 at his retirement continent where he has retired from Earth 1 politics and business.  He suggests using one of our luxury spaceliners departing from the newly rebuilt Robcomm Lunar Mining Facility every week.  Thank you and goodnight", concluded the former television actor.

Also sent with the message was a list of improvements from the original Earth, these included the lack of poverty, famine, gnats, Directors of Student Services, etc.  Some new features are super powers and trees that grow Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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